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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 122 seconds Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever. |
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How Will The End Of Print Journalism Affect Old Loons Who Hoard Newspapers? Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 138 seconds Panelists discuss how the decline of the newspaper industry will affect the loons and shut-ins who rely on newspapers for stacking around their ramshackle homes. |
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Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 150 seconds After Obama slips up during an address on health care, White House officials are forced to admit the president occasionally uses a backing track for important speeches. |
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Report: Baby Skull Jewelry May Be Linked To Violence Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 162 seconds Panelists debate the validity of a new report which claims many decorative baby skulls are obtained by unlawful, inhumane means. |
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New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 162 seconds The Minnesota law would nullify the marriages of an estimated 2.4 million couples currently living in silent resentment or seething hatred. |
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NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018 Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 158 seconds The team of scientists says the $19 million dollar mission will put them in direct contact with a woman by 2018. |
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Packers Fan Announces He Will Return To Drinking For Another Season Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 168 seconds Chris Lukawski, a longtime devotee of the Packers and beer, is confident his battered liver and family can handle another NFL season of unrestrained alcohol consumption. |
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Rep. Seeks Retroactive Immunity For Anyone Who Hit On First Lady Last Night Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 109 seconds Rep. Bruce Durant proposes a bill protecting anyone who who may have had a little too much to drink at a White House event and called Michelle Obama a "beautiful queen." |
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New Law Requires Women To Name Baby, Paint Nursery Before Getting Abortion Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 131 seconds In The Know panelists say more states should make decorating a nursery and choosing a baby name required steps in obtaining access to an abortion. |
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Biden Criticized For Appearing In Hennessy Ads Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 117 seconds Citing White House Pressure, Hennessy pulled the Biden ads saying "Joe will always epitomize the smooth, original style of our world class cognac." |
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Congo Approves Economic Stimulus Package Of AK-47 For Every Citizen Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 77 seconds Congo lawmakers are convinced the stimulus package will give Congolese the assault weapons they need to obtain clothes, food. |
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Adults Go Wild Over Latest In Childrens Picture Book Series Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 144 seconds Adult readers say they are drawn to the 'Green Man' children's book series by the complexity of its characters ranging from yellow to blue. |
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DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 114 seconds The DEA says Lil Wayne is an indispensable weapon against Mexican drug cartels having eradicated 40 tons of marijuana alone by smoking it himself. |
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Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 166 seconds Panelists discuss whether there is an epidemic among young people today who get stoked over everything from free keychains to tacos. |
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Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T. Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 194 seconds 11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet. |
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Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 159 seconds Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly. |
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Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 107 seconds Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree. |
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Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 111 seconds Honors student Rebecca Bunten died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for... |
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Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 141 seconds People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth. |


















